Smile you stupid horse. Blissfully happy... Oscar and Er.
Yes Hello!!! And welcome to Bernie's web site!!
This web site has been put together without the prior knowledge of “er indoors”, or as she is now more affectionately known “er on the orse”.
We hope to go someway to explaining to any normal levelheaded hard working male, the strange effect these creature’s can have on the female of the species, at whatever age!!.